Cast of Cheers,
Adebisi Shank and
Villagers were the big winners at the first annual
Digital Socket Awards in
The Grand Social last night with each picking up several awards. Other winners included
Solar Bears (Best Hip Hop)
Cathy Davey (Best Pop) and
And So I Watch You From Afar (Best EP). Performances on the night came from
Groom,
Meljoann and
Ham Sandwich. Perhaps controversially none of the performing acts won an award on the night.
The biggest talking point however was the comedy stylings of
MC Garreth Stack whose brand of comedy offended many nominees with good reason, mostly because his curt witticisms where so close to the bone that undoubtedly, many of them where in fact true. His attempt to do a
"Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes" worked perfectly as he too was lucky to leave alive.
Ham Sandwich, who received most of the Stack's diatribes-to their credit-took it on the chin with a smile, in public at least.
Nay McArdle from
Harmless Noise kicked of the night by introducing Groom a groovy genre splitting seven piece band. Their music is lively and multifaceted with continuous mood swings. They are influenced by
Elvis Costello,
Blur,
Neil Young and
Ben Folds' Five with a dose of
Morricone on the side. Their songs are more like movements from a classic piece than singularities. They bleed into one another, the last note from one song, being the first note from the next. The Hispanic rockabilly of
"Doorways" and the clippity-clop percussion of single "
Golden Age" the undoubted highlights of their set. A heavily out of key vocal, on an otherwise excellent cover of
Wings "Jet" However, was an unfortunate moment of mediocrity for Groom.
The first award of the night was
Best EP received by And So I watch You From Afar next up
Aoife from
Sweet Oblivion presented a rather drunk Cast of Cheers with
Best Indie act. While
Nialler9 presented
Best Design to Adebisi Shank.
Stephen from
4fortyfour delivered the best introduction to an award of the evening before present
Best Newcomer to Cast of Cheers.
Mike from
Drop D presented Adebisi Shank with
Best Rock, their second award of the night.
Then
Meljoann took to the stage and made me want to die!!! For the first five minutes I thought her act was a joke or some form of electronica take on
Spinal Tap and I was waiting for a punchline to walk onto stage. But then, much to my dismay I realised she was deadly serious. Meljoann is the worst thing to happen to dance music since
Kevin & Perry sampled their parents love making. There is no interaction or attempts at interaction between her and the crowd. She nervously mumbles her inaudible lines, always looking at the ground while her band mate hides behind the stage curtain. The beats are plodding repetitive and mind numbingly boring.
At this point I choose to stare at
Neil Hannon, who was sat with his arms crossed angrily, staring at the floor trying to block it all out. I tried to use telepathy to get Neil Hannon to come over and punch me, which would surely make this all stop, but alas no luck.
Neil Hannon and I however, were not alone in our disdain for Meljoann's disjointed, stream of consciousness, basic beat, electronica.
Is it really to much to expect a chorus?
There was an en mass exodus to the bar and the smoking area. 5 people in
lone-wolfpacks at the front of the room were enjoying this performance. I counted them twice, just to make sure nobody was having an epileptic fit. It's not often that you hear something that's only fit for a torture chamber. George Bush would have relished a weapon like this.
Followed the musical travesty the night thankfully got back to the awards
Chris from
AU Magazine presented
Best Video to
The Ambiance Affair.
Carl from
Those Geese Were Stupefied presented
Best Pop to
Cathy Davey, much to the pleasure of the onlooking Neil Hannon. Nay from Harmless Noise returned to the stage to present
Best Photographer to
Loreanna Rushe. Villagers
won their first award of the night for
Best Folk.
Golden Plec's,
Vanessa Monaghan presented a chuffed
Donal Dineen with
Best Radio for the Small Hours. Solar Bears
received the award for
Best Hip Hop before
RTE presented
Cast of Cheers with the Outstanding Award 2010.
Unsurprisingly
Garreth Stack was otherwise engaged when Ham Sandwich took to the stage, for a mostly emphatic point proving performance.
Niamh looked extremely sexy in a figure-hugging white dress with black polka dots she controled the stage, her voice a cross between
Deborah Harry and
Sonya Aurora Madan. Ham Sandwich are at there best when they unleash the unison vocals of
Podge and Niamh
and the songs are driven by dirty distorted guitars. And at their worst with the limp politeness of
The Naturist. New single
Ants and
The Fog were amongst the highlights of their set. Of course it wouldn't be a Ham Sandwich
gig without a comedy moment delivered by
Podge. This came when he called on the crowd to
"unleash" their
"inner gorilla"
The night concluded with the final 3 awards. Unsurprisingly, due to the number of nominations their acts received for tonight's awards
Richter Collective won
Best Label. Their marquee act Adebisi Shank won
Best Album and last but not least Villagers won
Best Song for
The Meaning of the Ritual.